PREDICTIONS FOR 2010
THE NOBEL PIECE PRIZE - This years winner will be Hugo Chavez. Why not. who better to follow last years winner.
THE NOBLE PIECE PRIZE - This one is shared by Tiger Woods and Barney Frank. We know how Tiger earned the honor. Barney gets his share by unexpectedly marrying Janet Reno! We are not sure who was the bride and who was the groom.
CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' AWARD - Barbara Boxer will earn this award by conceding the democratic nomination for her senate seat to Howdy Doody, who will lose the seat to The Lone Ranger. And San Francisco will secede from the union.
IN THE SWIM AWARD - A Southern Baptist day camp group will be banned from a swim club in Harlem. For no particular reason.
WE WISH - The president of SEIU will replace Joe Biden as V.P. and immediately give himself a $5,000,000,000 raise. Biden will take a job overseeing a gas pump at a WAWA in Wilmington, DE.
NEW SECURITY AT AIRPORTS - In an effort to speed up the check in process. All passengers wearing Burka's will pass security. All others will be fingerprinted and stripped searched. HMMMM! might not be a bad job for Jim Mc Greevey.
And finally, on November 2, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Arlen Specter, and all of the other weenies will join Joe Biden at WAWA!
Nebraska here I come!
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