I AM REALLY STIMULATED!!!!!

Have you ever wondered why people eat natural foods, when many people die of natural causes?

WHAT THE STIMULUS PACKAGE WILL BRING TO ME!

Now that I have had an opportunity to completely read the stimulus package (the first one that is). I am really excited to have the following services provided.

I CAN GET TATTOOS REMOVED FOR FREE - Of course I do not have any "tatts".

I CAN JOIN A BRAND NEW YMCA THAT WE ARE PAYING TO BUILD IN MICHIGAN. What happened to the separation of church and state?

I CAN SLEEP WELL KNOWING THAT THERE WILL BE A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM OF HOG ODOR IN THE MID WEST.

I CAN TRAVEL THE SENATOR BYRD HIGHWAY TO NOWHERE IF I EVER GO TO WEST VIRGINIA.

I CAN FEEL SAFE IF I EVER TRAVEL OVER A 100 YEAR OLD BRIDGE IN KANSAS THAT IS CLOSED.

I CAN ENJOY THE BUFFALO BILL MUSEUM NOW THAT IT WILL BE DIGITAL.

My car lease is up in a year, I can't wait to buy a new Cadillac or Chrysler. Oil changes will be done by Barney Frank, washes and detailing by Charlie Rangle, financing with the help of Chris Dodd. and insurance made possible by Timothy Geitner.

Frankly, would you trust any of the above with your trash, let alone your money and safety?